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Why I love my job

July 8, 2004

Below is an excerpt from a recent IM conversation at work. I think it illustrates beautifully why I love my job. Oh, and the video referenced is available here.

Channing says:
video footage of danzig getting knocked down in a fight in my drop folder.

John says:
oh… i saw that one yesterday…

den says:
“MOTHER! HERE’S SOME FELLA COME TO KICK MY ASS…”

Harley says:
This must be a fake. Nobody gets the drop on Glen Danzig.

Harley says:
Nobody.

John says:
I think the guy just got a lucky punch in

Harley says:
He has Satan and werewolves and the power of black magic on his side.

Jim says:
Henry Rollins maybe? Or perhaps King Diamond, since he’s in league with the devil.

John says:
Danzig doesn’t even get a chance to fight

den says:
my heart now belongs to the “kick his fucking ass/fuck you/fuck you you fucking cunt” girl.

Channing says:
Hahaha

Jim says:
He had plenty of opportunity, he just decided to use a curse and shove instead of a spell or a hex.

Shawn says:
“ONE PUNCH! ONE PUNCH!”

John says:
this is just a viral marketing ploy by Glen Danzig…

Jim says:
And the (undefeated) North Side Kings.

John says:
never has there been such a fusion between north coast hip hop and death metal

Jim says:
I couldn’t quite hear the conversation. Were they bickering about the buffet table?

John says:
no little smokies

Jim says:
You got your chocolate in my peanut butter, motherfucker.

Channing says:
per the page i found it from, danzig pushed the northside guy’s girl and she spilled soup. or something.
http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=24462

John says:
was it gazpacho? cause that stuff can’t even burn you…

John says:
or is that paella?

Jim says:
Menudo?

Shawn says:
ewwww…Menudo

Jim says:
Isn’t there a Kurt Cobain getting his ass kicked at Trees video floating around? Speaking of menudo…

Harley says:
Satan hates soup anyway.

den says:
i’m still really shocked that danzig went to the mat off such a glancing blow. he must have been weakend due to some sort of sexual magik rite he had just taken part in.

Jim says:
Satan’s a salad kinda guy.

Channing says:
oh wait – my bad. it seems the hot soup incident involved danzig and some guy named vivian from Def Leppard.

John says:
vivian

John says:
that’s my aunt’s name

den says:
your aunt is in def leppard?

John says:
she did seem to disappear when they were in their heydey

John says:
and i’m pretty sure now that she could take out danzig

den says:
i don’t care what that video showed. in my mind danzig popped out his adamantum claws and sliced fat boy.

Jim says:
It just makes me sad that these two couldn’t sort this out in the manner in which Mr. Danzig was raised: With broadswords and three-headed wolves.

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