¡La Cucaracha!

September 28, 2005

Today marked the 2nd morning in 2 weeks that I’ve been awoken by the faint tip-tapping of little feet. Little insect feet. Little disgusting motherf&*$ing cockroach feet. ON MY FACE!

It’s out of control. I’ve sprayed the hell out the room and still they’re climbing into bed with us, probably on a nightly basis. And they don’t even pay rent! Filthy buggers. Laying their eggs in my mouth and ear canals.

I need suggestions people, STAT! Bug Bomb? Terminix? Abandon the house never to return again?!?



  1. just accept it.

  2. Tell Jay’s mom to stay off your face!

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